If you tell a person you had a smoothie...

   If you tell a person you had a smoothie, they will think you are health conscious...

  

 If they think you are health conscious, chances are they may share healthy recipes with you...

   And if they share healthy recipes with you, they will probably share their favorite fruit with you...

  Once they share their favorite fruit with you, they might also suggest gardening tips!

   And when they share their garden tips with you, they might tell you you that with the arrival of warm spring weather, they were sure they heard their garden calling them by name. Then you will have to tell them you heard your garden calling too....

   Which might lead to a startling revelation on their part....

   Because it just might be their name you heard your garden calling....

Especially if you are like me and grow a Darwin Garden. Ohhh look, the strongest plants are already growing themselves!

    Then they might discover that the fruit on your counter sometimes gets wrinkly.

Because you didn't actually make that healthy recipe that you wanted to try out.

     And if you didn't make that healthy recipe that you wanted to try out and wound up with wrinkly fruit, you simply had to make a fruit smoothie so that the fruit did not go to waste.

Which is why you made a smoothie...

   That and because you were too lazy to go to the store to buy a Twinkie.

   So if you tell a person that you have a smoothie, make sure you tell them why.

   Otherwise they will have a whole story based upon an assumption and they might feel bad next time they really want a Twinkie. People are like that.